AISubs v3.7
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Let's end it calmly. - Let's end it calmly.
I was confused for a moment.
Recently, I've been thinking about something.
When we make videos for Tokai One-yan, we use various tools, right?
So-called "katsura" (stickers) or...
I think that the cost of materials used in making videos is starting to rise.
- That's what I think. - Yeah, yeah.
And if we keep raising it like that, our channel will collapse, right?
Yeah, with these tools...
- We won't be able to make videos anymore. - Fun videos.
- Yeah, there are videos where we just use tools. - Yeah, there are.
If we make our own tools and use them in our videos...
I think we can save money and make our next video a little more luxurious.
That's why I asked you all to make your own tools.
Tools are too wide-ranging, aren't they?
For me, I'd like you to come up with something you'd like to see in a video...
or something you'd like us to do.
Yeah, I've been thinking about it, but there's literally everything in the world, right?
Yeah, and even among tools, children's toys are the ones that are easy to make, right?
That's why I asked you all to make your own tools because if you buy them, you'll become rich!
- What do you mean, "become rich"? - I don't want you to become rich!
- Don't get mad! - But if we don't return all of them, I don't think it'll be worth it.
The expensive ones are like SD cards.
They're things we can only buy and can't reach.
Hey, hey, hey!
- What do you mean "tools"? - What do you mean "tools"?
- You're getting on my nerves. - Yeah, you're getting on my nerves.
But since you made them for us, we're going to put them out and have you judge them.
If you make them yourself, you'll have memories in them.
If you do that, you won't be able to evaluate them properly.
- So we're going to call a commentator. - Oh!
- We're going to have that person appear. - What kind of genre is that?
Alright, teacher! Please come in!
- Tools, tools, tools... - Hmm?
- Oh, tools. - Oh, tools.
- I'm a commentator for tools. - I'm Kyodougu from the world of tools.
- Kyodougu?! - Kyodougu-san!
Kyodougu-san!
This time, Kyodougu-san is going to evaluate the tools and decide who's the best.
Tools and...
Things you need to put out a fire.
Tools and...
Things you need to put out a fire.
Hello, I'm Kyodougu-san.
I thought it would be better if I didn't make this myself.
So, instead of creating something new, I modified what I have now.
I'll bring it now.
The tools I made!
Here it is!
It's a life game!
It's a life game roulette!
Wow!
Basically, videos up to 10 times are sometimes filled with life games.
Life games...
You're too bad!
But sometimes life games are decided in a meta meeting.
There's a pattern like that.
If you say you'll play this life game for 3 months,
you can use this roulette.
I see.
Basically, life games are decided depending on how you look.
But...
It's like Katsuyo-ken.
If you're approved for it, you can spin this roulette.
But...
It's surprisingly long.
So, it can be a gamble whether you use it or not.
It's 3 months.
It's a little scary.
It's 6 months.
Wow!
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
But you can't play unless you have a penalty game.
Then, you can lend it to me.
You're stupid!
It's a demonstration, so it's very light.
But you have a mustache now.
You can have any mustache you like.
But you can't always have it.
Oh, no!
I hate mustache.
But you can spin it for 3 hours.
Wait, can you really do it?
You can do it.
Can you really do it?
Wait a minute.
Do you know what "demon" means?
I told you to lend it to me.
It's 3 months.
I can't do it in one scene like this.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors and say who wins.
Let's go with that.
Don't do anything stronger than this!
Let's go!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Now, Yuimaru has 3 months of beard life.
It's so long!
Now!
Do you want to use it, demon?
Damn it!
Of course I'll use it.
It's only 3 months, right?
But it might not be 6 months because of this.
Because it's 24 hours or 10 days or one week.
I just need it.
The shortest one is 3 hours, right?
I've never thought of that before.
I'm scared!
Are you serious?!
Half a year.
Let's go!
Do your best.
Let's go!
Come on!
I can't do it!
What?!
6 months of beard?!
But it's been 11 months.
What?!
Hey!
It's so funny!
It's amazing!
Now, please announce it.
TOP PITS!
TOP PITS?
It's weird.
Wow!
It suits you!
It suits you too much!
What is this video?
It's over.
How did you like it, Dr. Shiodome?
Was it good?
Can you bring me the next tool?
The next tool is...
Can I say it next?
Do you know about "dory" shooting?
What is it?
It's a camera "dory"
Isn't it a big tool?
Here is the "dory" I made!
It's a big tool!
With this, you can adjust the height.
You can adjust the height.
It has a slide-stop.
You can slide down.
You can walk around with it.
It's a "dory" you can use only in a smooth floor.
Isn't it small?
It's really small!
The asphalt is like...
That's true.
It's important to have this.
But I want you to use it for once.
Let's go.
We're going to shoot Kyodoku's walk.
Let's go.
We got it.
Let's check it out.
And we shot it.
It's fun.
But it's noisy.
Can I say the next one?
This is what I made.
When you want a wig,
you often don't have one.
For example,
you want something to wear.
I made this.
Can you send me Kyodoku's walk?
Come on.
It takes about 6 hours.
- Oh... - This costs zero yen.
- Oh... - Oh...
- That's where I want to make it important. - Yes.
- Yes.
- What? - What?
- What would you do if you nodded? - I'd be self - sacrificing.
- Self-sacrifice... - Self-sacrifice...
- I'll go last. - Yes.
- Yes.
There are all kinds of useful small tools,
but when you use a lot of useful small tools,
it's a waste to buy them over and over again,
so I thought it would cost money.
- Yes. - When I thought about what to do with it,
I came up with something that doesn't exist in this world yet,
so I made it.
- Oh... - I'll bring it.
- As usual, you don't look good. - Oh...
- Oh...
This is a good thing.
This is...
an infinite oil-free pen!
- Oh... - What does that mean?
There are two bottles here,
and there's a hose here first.
This is a black pen.
- Oh... - And this is a red pen.
Don't you use an oil-free pen when you do your make-up on set?
- Yes. - Yes.
When you do a lot of things, you always buy a new one.
There are a lot of them out there,
and you don't know which one will fit or not.
In that case, if you have only one of them in your house,
you can use it to solve your problem.
If you don't have ink yet,
you can use the first ink you put in.
- What? - Really?
- Oh... - Oh...
I can't say that much.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- Here we go. - Oh...
- Oh...
- Look, how is it? - Can you take it off?
It's completely glued,
so it's getting in.
- Oh... - Oh...
Isn't there any ink in this pen right now?
No, there is.
So you put it in first and then you're done?
Yes.
- Hahaha. - Oh...
Okay, I'll do the red one.
Here we go.
- Oh... - Oh...
- What? - Oh...
- Oh...
- I did it! - What? Wait!
It's gross! Gross! Gross!
You did it so well!
Hurry up and help me!
You said you'd throw it away.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- This is complete. - Oh...
- Oh...
Oh no! There's ink in my hand!
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
How can this be?!
The tool is...
That shelf.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
A shelf with a hole above it.
Yes.
What will happen to me in the future?
- So we're all here. - Yes.
So we're all here.
Should we decide who goes first?
- Well... - Since it's a battle, it's first place.
- Let's start with 4th place. - Yes.
The worst tool was...
(Drum roll)
(Ding!)
An infinite pen!
- What?! - What?!
What do you mean?!
- Hahaha. - The word "infinite pen"
- is the strongest tool in the world! - It was the worst!
But it's bulky...
And it doesn't work...
- So 4th place is "infinite pen". - Yes.
Next up is...
(Drum roll)
(Ding!)
Akerobo Diablos!
- Oh! - Oh!
- You're slow! - You're slow!
What kind of content is this?
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
Oh well, oh well, oh well.
Well, 2nd and 3rd place...
- I guess it doesn't matter. - I guess it doesn't matter.
- Let's move on to 1st place. - Yes.
1st place...
(Drum roll)
(Ding!)
- Penalty game roulette! - Oh!
- Wow! - Wow!
- The reward for this video is too big! - Hahaha.
- The reward for this video is too big! - I don't know what to do with it, so I don't mind throwing it away.
- Hahaha. - Hahaha.
- So you're saying you'll use the penalty game roulette in the future? - That's the worst!
- Wow! - Wow!
Well, you know, if you make a dangerous tool like this...
- A person like me will be born, you know? - Hahaha.
- So from now on, let's spend money and buy tools! - Yes!
- That's where you should spend money. - Yes, you should.
- This is why I spend half a year drawing. - Hahaha.